The SEO Song, Yea I Was REALLY Bored

Posted on December 29, 2007 
Filed Under Rambling, SEO

What happens when you get bored of fixing alignments in posts after you transfer you blog? You start humming nonsensical music from Otis while thinking of SEO tags for each page. The result? I recommend you cover your ears.


Sung to the tune of ‘What a Wonderful World‘ by Sam Cooke.

I don’t know much about PHP
Now don’t know much about Directories
Don’t know much about Google juice
Don’t know much about Wall’s E-book
All I do know is I link-love to you now
And I wonder if you’ll link to me too
Ooh what a wonderful web this could be

I don’t know much about Javascript
Now don’t know much about page views or hits
Now don’t know much about Alexa scores
Don’t know what forum sigs are for
But I do know 1 + 1 is 2
Now and I wonder if you’ll link me, too
Ooh what a wonderful web this could be

I don’t claim to be an SEO student
But that’s what I’m trying to be
But by using, the right anchor text, baby
Looks like i could win some SERPS for me

I don’t know much about PHP
Now don’t know much about Directories
Don’t know much about Google juice
Don’t know much about Wall’s E-book
All I do know is I link-love to you now
And I wonder if you’ll link to me too
Ooh what a wonderful web this could be

I don’t claim to be an SEO student
But that’s what I’m trying to be
But by using, the right anchor text, baby
Looks like i could win some SERPS for me

I don’t know much about Javascript
Now don’t know much about page views or hits
Now don’t know much about Alexa scores
Don’t know what forum sigs are for
But I do know 1 + 1 is 2
Now and I wonder if you’ll link me, too
Ooh what a wonderful web this could be

Google, I been trying
I been trying, I been trying…

If you didn’t get the ‘1 + 1 is 2′ part it was referring to blog comment captcha questions. And I’ll um, refrain from singing any more so that I don’t kill off any readers that bang their heads into the keyboard from this.

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8 Responses to “The SEO Song, Yea I Was REALLY Bored”

  1. Diana13 (1 comments.) on December 29th, 2007 3:21 pm

    :lol: Beautiful song :)

  2. Jon - Freelance Folder (1 comments.) on December 29th, 2007 3:39 pm

    lolol!

    But by using, the right anchor text, baby
    Looks like i could win some SERPS for me

    Yep, anchor text does matter! :)

  3. Mack (1 comments.) on December 30th, 2007 11:49 am

    Cool. Maybe you could do a music video of this and put it on revver.com and be famous!!

  4. Mitch on December 30th, 2007 2:25 pm

    @ Jon, Diana – Thank you =)

    @ Mack – Maybe I should get the Digg girls to sing it for me =) haha.

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